Happy Enging & Being Homer Simpson Print E-mail
Written by OG   
Wednesday, 06 December 2006

Dreams. Black Bear, Eva, Bee and I stopped at some scummy bar that was actually a happy ending strip club.  They stayed in the car while I went in for a quick drink. I was drunk already. One of the strippers offered a happy ending. I agreed. As I lay down in the backroom on a nasty mattress with my pant off, Bee came in to see what was taking so long.  She was wounded by my betrayal and angry. I tried to blow it all off like it was not a big deal.  Making her and the others wait ...

while I got pampered was akin to her making me wait while getting her hair and nails done.  I was loosing the argument and realized my stupidity the more sober I became.

The dream shifted into a real version of the Simpson’s episode I watched last night.  I was Homer. I pretended to be a mailbox-robot. In the episode Homer got cut by a buzz saw, shot and crushed by a superior robot.  In the dream it was not so fun to be a mailbox robot cut, shot and crushed.  Being Homer Simpson sucks. D’oh!

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