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Happy Enging & Being Homer Simpson |
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Written by OG
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Wednesday, 06 December 2006 |
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Dreams. Black Bear, Eva, Bee and I stopped at some scummy bar that was actually a happy ending strip club. They stayed in the car while I went in for a quick drink. I was drunk already. One of the strippers offered a happy ending. I agreed. As I lay down in the backroom on a nasty mattress with my pant off, Bee came in to see what was taking so long. She was wounded by my betrayal and angry. I tried to blow it all off like it was not a big deal. Making her and the others wait ...
while I got pampered was akin to her making me wait while getting her hair and nails done. I was loosing the argument and realized my stupidity the more sober I became. The dream shifted into a real version of the Simpson’s episode I watched last night. I was Homer. I pretended to be a mailbox-robot. In the episode Homer got cut by a buzz saw, shot and crushed by a superior robot. In the dream it was not so fun to be a mailbox robot cut, shot and crushed. Being Homer Simpson sucks. D’oh! |